Now playing at the Star Dustbunny Casino, Dino Martini...
------------
Aint That a Kick In the Pants? (the tune)
How lucky can one sim be;
I played her and she ignor'd me
Then the sim horse did a dance,
Ain't that a kick in the pants?
The sky was completely black
I told her to get off his back.
Like the Guru said, "Beware",
"Ain't that a toss in the air?!"
My sim goes a-flying;
I ignore sleep and keep simming;
If this is just the beginning,
Her seat's gonna be, oh, so painful.
I've sim horses enough to prance;
It's just like the simmer rants,
"Tell me quick
Ain't 'Free-Will' a kick in the pants?!"
[trumpety trump, trump, trump, trump]
Like, the simmer's now fried,
Ain't that da sim that almost died?
[trum, trum, trumpety trump, trump]
Like the rider said, "Whoa!",
Ain't that horseback ride too slow?!
My sim keeps flying;
I avoid sleep and keep playing;
If this is just the beginning,
My sim's butt's gonna be a-aching.
She's telling me she'll dismount;
She's stopped the horse, but got bounced.
I couldn't laugh any harder or I'd be sick;
Tell me quick, oh, ain't Pets a kick?
Tell me quick, ain't Pets a kick in the pants?
[trumpety trump!]
