| Memory | Date | Actions |
|---|---|---|
 Solution Michael walks to the garishly yellow refrigerator, and stares inside. "I suspect I know the reason why. Let's try something." --Gabriel looks up quizzically. "Okay?" --"We will need a source of heat," Michael adds. "Let's try cooking something." |
07/21/14 | |
 Done! "Done!" whoops Gabriel, a moment later. Michael turns around to find the COUCH on fire. --"Oh FFS, Brother, not the couch! I meant the STOVE!" --"We didn't need that fugly thing anyway." --"Haven't you ever spent ANY time on Earth, before? We don't light furniture on fire!" --Gabriel shrugs. |
07/21/14 | |
 Michael rages on "And besides which, we will NEED that couch if we get sleepy!" --Gabriel looks at the blazing couch behind him, and shrugs a little. "My bad?" |
07/21/14 | |
 Splash Michael tries to use the sink, to put out the fire... but it immediately breaks, spraying him with water. --Gabriel hoots with laughter in the background as Michael stands, dripping on the tile. "Now you see why I don't waste my time on Earth!" --"Not now, Brother," growls Michael. |
07/21/14 | |
 Marshmallows Michael hurls a bag of marshmallows at his brother. "Here. Roast these over the couch." |
07/21/14 | |
 Human infested sh_thole lol "I am afraid there's worse news coming," Michael tells Gabriel, as they finish up their marshmallows. --Gabriel, who apparently is not fond of marshmallows, turns to his Brother and shouts, "What could possibly be worse than being stuck in a human-infested sh-thole with you?" --Michael holds up his hands. "Easy, Brother. Easy. Ah... I am not sure how to ask this delicately, but are you aware of what humans do after they eat?" --Gabriel stares at him in horror. "TELL me you're joking!" |
07/21/14 | |
 A few minutes later.. Gabriel stares over his Brother's shoulder at the disgusting human plumbing device. "No. Just... absolutely not. I am not using that." --Michael considers for a moment, then drops in a convenient hammer to see how it operates. "I've seen them push this lever, here, to operate it. .....Oops." |
07/21/14 | |
 Rawr! "You f'ing BROKE IT!" roars Gabriel. "You BROKE the waste containment device!" --Michael stares at the toilet with his brows knitted together. "I suspect a hammer was the wrong tool to experiment with." --"I HATE this plane! I hate it! I hate everything IN it!" --"Calm down, now, Brother. I suspect we can summon a human to repair it. Let me use my phone to connect to Earth-based assistance." |
07/21/14 | |
 We'll fix it. Michael stands still as the toilet pours water over his shoes. It's not like he hasn't been sprayed already, once today. "Hello, information? I need someone to fix things, here. ...Wet things." --In the background, Gabriel trolls a forum to make himself feel better. |
07/21/14 | |
 Musing While waiting for the repairman to arrive, Michael muses quietly to himself. "What could we have done, to anger Father so much? Why would he banish us to Earth? I wouldn't mind if it were somewhere interesting, like Las Vegas. But the midwest suburbs?? Surely this is punishment, cruel punishment, for what we've done." |
07/21/14 |
